Lost Time Lord

Here's what I heard when Stark met Banner in the movie:

                      Tony: LET'S BE BFF ALWAYS

                      Bruce: But I could kill you all and I wouldn't even be able to control myself-

                      Tony: BFF

                      Bruce: You're not getting the severity of the situation-

                      Tony: BEST

                      Bruce: Mr. Stark you have to-

                      Tony: FRIENDS

                      Bruce: Tony-

                      Tony: FOREVER
                    
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